A birthday party brings about a new interest in his neighbor’s wife. — Chapter One: A Firm Interest. “Wow, you really do like them big, huh?” Kelli said from my office. “Shit!” I said as I entered. “Sorry about that,” I said as I hurried to turn my screen saver off. I had it pull pictures from my busty folder file and put…

It’s just a prank, right? Hundo: Pumpkin. “You do it!” Simon dared me. “No!” I yelled back. “Scaredy cat!” my friends all yelled. “I don’t care what you call me,” I said as I returned to the cars. It was a stupid college prank, anyway. Going out to old Grayland’s…

She has rules to follow. Make sure you follow them, or else! — “To the ice queen!” Rodney yelled as my friends held up their beers and cheered. I didn’t like my soon-to-be wife being labeled the ice queen, but I drank anyway. “Seriously, you need to stop calling her that,” I said as Rodney got down from the table at our local…

He hates her more than anything. — Hundo: Devil We all know the devil comes in all shapes and sizes, that it can take any form and wear any skin. Well, for me, the devil is Shelly Banks. My manager is the devil incarnate. “Max, get in here!” Shelly yells. Even with the bank full of customers…

Buckle up, buttercup, we are going for a ride! — Dark Confession You think you know me!alexander-martin.medium.com Yeah, another one of these: If you haven’t read the last one, you probably should. (Hint: it’s right up there!) Anyway, let’s jump into it. If you haven’t read why I became a writer, you should know it started with a very busty English teacher while I was a young…

He saw her out of his hotel window and loved the view. Then she knocked on his door, and it got a lot better. — An Easy Mistake. All he did was put the lotion on. Was that such a bad thing?medium.com I stared at the screen and blinked my eyes before rubbing them. “Okay,” I said as I closed my laptop. “That’s enough for one day.” I stood up and stretched. It had been a long morning, full of spreadsheets, portfolios, and other crap I had to deal with before tomorrow’s…

She has a secret that she won’t tell anyone. — Hundo: Cowboy. “Hey Cowboy!” I shouted. “My eyes are up here,” I smiled as the young man with the cowboy hat stared at my cleavage. “Sorry Ma’am,” he said as he smiled at me with white teeth. He ordered his drink, and I passed it to him. I looked around…

She was the one, the one that started it all, and she was the one that could end it all for him. — Author’s Note: This is the fourth story in my Gilf Adventures series. If you want to catch up, click here or the link at the bottom. Thank you. “So, are you nervous?” Teresa asked as we talked on the phone. “A little,” I replied. I was on my way to…

She told him he could go, so he went. — Hundo: Okay. “Okay?” I asked, staring at her. “Yeah,” she nodded with her eyes on the monitor. “Are you serious?” I asked as I got my golf gear. “Absolutely,” my wife smiled. “Go have fun.” “Sheila?” I asked as I looked at her. “Todd, it’s fine you can go play…