Just some guys talking about the crucial things in life. — Hundo: Symmetry. “They are not symmetrical!” Barney stated as we looked across the bar at the Dorsey twins. “They fucking are!” Gavin said. “Lower your voice!” I smiled. The Dorsey twins were the talk of the bar anytime they walked in. They were beautiful beyond measure and always dressed alike…

Two scoops are better than one, but what flavors would you mix? — Hundo: Slick I am sure I am going to ruffle feathers. It is JUST a story, calm down! “Not so fast slick!” my husband said. “You can’t just say stuff like that and think it’s okay!” I sat next to my husband and thought of his friend’s words. Looking over…

They never stay young forever. — Hundo: Safe “You did good pop,” my oldest son said as I wiped the tears from my eyes. “Thanks,” I smiled. I watched my youngest angel waving to everybody outside the wedding reception before getting in the car. I couldn’t believe my youngest bird was flying away. “Yeah, Dad, you…

She was down and out, but that wouldn’t stop her! — Hundo: Resilience. “Stop it,” I said, wiping the tears from my face while driving. “He’s not worth it.” I looked at the road sign. “Forty miles,” I said. “I could do this; I can restart my life.” Fourteen years down the drain, I shook my head. Fourteen years of giving…

She thought she was at the age where she wouldn’t learn anything new, she was very wrong! — HundoExpansion: Okay That’s What She Said. She told him he could go, so he went.medium.com “I said you can go!” I yelled to my husband as he popped his head back inside the house. Todd wanted to go play golf with his friends. I told him he could go numerous times, but he didn’t believe I was letting him. Probably because I had…

Lilah comes to talk to Lewis about Thomas’s proposal. — I still couldn’t believe it, even days after Thomas told me he wanted me to sleep with his wife. He said it thrice after the first two, and I still couldn’t believe it. Lilah was his pride and joy; he always said her name in many conversations. Thomas was more…

She had been planning this trip for a long time. Too bad her husband doesn’t know about it. — Hall Pass He thought it would be a good idea to go alone on vacation. If he only knew.alexander-martin.medium.com These events happened after The Bahama Trip. While it can be read by itself, it makes more sense after reading the above story. Thank you! “Shannon!” I heard him yell. “Trevor,” I smiled as he hugged me in the terminal.

He has seen the world torn apart; now is the time to fix it! — Hundo: Genocide. I couldn’t take it anymore. The world I was born into had been gone for a long time, but I had accepted that eons ago. But it was getting worse by the year. Now, when I looked at the news, and another genocidal war was about to tear…

Never mess with family! — Hundo: Garage. “I’m sorry to drop this on you guys,” Michael sobbed in our kitchen. “It’s okay,” I said as I looked at my brother-in-law. “Yeah, it’s okay, we can take care of this,” my wife said as she hugged her younger brother. …